I just heard really weird sounds coming from the livingroom that sounded like “oh! oh yeah! ooooooooh yyeeeeaaaaaaaaaaah! Put some more of that in my mouth anyday!! Uhhhhmmmmmmph! Delicious!”

So I got up to investigate- Great grandma is watching a cooking show-not porn.

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Jon, I make dis for you. I cant stop aughing.

I am so terrible. 
Jon said he was going to nap, and I sent him

 in the flood of pictures of my face blowing kisses on my phone. 

hahahhahaha

it works because on the phone it is almost a thumbnail- really small. 

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Am I pretty yet?

Someday, I hope they develop some sort of taste review on cooking sites, so you can taste the 1/5 stars before you make it.

Same goes for the 5/5 stars- I wouldn’t even cook it- just sit there tasting the free sample on the screen.

I was lookin through my archive and this happened. O.o

So I was wanting to watch Paprika for the first time, and I clicked play on my computer only to find it was about a woman in a brothel, and I was like, when does the colorful anime stuff show up? Turns out there is another movie by the same title. Oops, my bad. 

However, I kinda learnt a lot from that movie. It’s very interesting. 

VS.

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lihdeeyah:

ive become so numb

i cant feel you there

desu desu

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Am i the only one who does this?

I was reading one of my school emails and I caught a glimpse of this woman’s name and literally choked on my spit. 

You need Head and Shoulders Shampoo for your LIFE, because you are so FLAKEY! 

I know, I know. No need for applause.

ha.

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Jon went to the bathroom.

So I made him  a sign that said:

“Critically acclaimed poop of the new year!

9/10

**** (four and a half stars)

You go poop Jon-kun. You go poop.”

I slid the sign under the bathroom door.

titqueen:

Beaker remembers that time he finally got his wish. <3

titqueen:

Wow. this is really fun. 

titqueen:

XD